BitchKitty

Before the obsidian portal turned it’s dark shiny eye upon us, we did some pretty cool things, too. Much cooler than just killing boars.

We cleaned out an old dwarven place called the Crucible – it had kobolds, flying vampire-ghost heads, hellhounds and a chain demon, skeletons, creeptastic spider things, a room that tilted with statues that tried to make you go squish, electifying lizards, ghouls, a huge magnet that could lock doors, some really huge stirge-squitos, giant frogs, large cubes of jelly that made you quiver with antici…

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…pation…

And I slept with both the half-elves in the little falcon town and Osric slept with anything female! We bought him a pixie souvenir, but sadly, he lost it somewhere, and we can’t get another because we got run out of town because WE were brave enough to at least find the corpses of the kids in the town when they were mostly just too fraidy-cat to do it themselves and then got mad cuz we brought back kobold prisoners instead…

My one chance to sing “that’s the sound of the dog, working on the chain-gang” was ruined because the freaking rubes couldn’t handle it…

Of course, Clem would never phrase it like that, but this is just a brief overview by me, not Clem…

~jenn

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